About ChaimekPhiliposNE
Theresa Randle:
Theresa Randle Nude
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Information:
Name: Theresa Randle
Born: 1964-12-27
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Spawn (1997), Girl 6 (1996), Livin' for Love: The Natalie Cole Story (2000), Duckman (1997), Sugar Hill (1994)
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers:
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Nude
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Information:
Name: Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Born: 1977-07-27
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
The Tribe (1998), The View (2006), Mandrake (2009), The Disappearance of Finbar (1996), The Loss of Sexual Innocence (1999)
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams,
''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.
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An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked.
And the new angel
replied, "Flu..."
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
the sea ?
A catameringue !
MarschallLenniede
New camper: I
thought you said this camp has
no mosquitoes.
Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from
the camp down the
road!
DwyerErasmoTR
If an electric train travels 90
miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the
north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke
from an electric train!
KyrksenGardli
They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
You
mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
FernandGerraldYi
Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
meetings.
RadTadhgae
Q: How many over eager PA's does it take
to
screw in a li...
A: Done!
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You
certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the
right
row!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callas
!
Callas who ?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
HoweKennellyrE